It all started well enough for both of them… She, young,
talented and ambitious. He twice her
age, well traveled and most importantly for her, with deep pockets. From the beginning all seemed perfect. A
petit manse in the garden by a lake, a FAB apartment on the other coast and
lots of free time for her to pursue her passions and dreams… He traveled much
for business and mostly lived away on the other coast but established her
creative business for her, down to buying her a business complex to work out
of. Her addiction for fine 16th
Century antiques could be fed without discretion. No price tags needed to be checked, after all
the golden coffers were always full.
And so life went on for many years, most of her youth in
fact passed without much of a worry, that is until she started to gain a few
pounds here & there, until the youth that had so attracted him started to
loose its rosy color. She noticed that
more and more he did not send the monthly deposit on time for her expenses, I
mean how was she expected to live on her own salary from her business? That was
exclusively for her to buy more antiques!
The visits back to the Garden became less frequent and the excuses
longer and more intricate. But more
alarming became the unusual changes in her health. Odd symptoms that she could not account for.
After a quick visit to the Doctor, it was revealed she
was suffering from the unwanted & much stigmatized crotch rot! How could
this be? Considering she was all but a nun except for her much absent &
much valued partner, she knew no other lovers. The truth did not take much imagination to
conjure but what to do was much harder.
She decided that the constant flow of cash & luxury was more
important than finding out the particulars & facing the dilemma of dealing
with the truth…and so she carried on bravely like a soldier, spending freely
& taking her medication on time. She cleverly of course, found the way to hint
enough during his bi-monthly visits to ensure that he knew that she was aware
of his indiscretions and therefore an additional stipend needed be added to the
monthly checks.
I would like to tell you that at some point she decided
that there was not enough penicillin to keep going but she was ready for years
of enduring as a trade off and was not at all prepared for the shock of his
reaction to the hint. The effect was
immediate. The checks ceased to
materialize in the old bank account, phone calls were not returned and pleas
for forgiveness for her rudeness to have brought up the entire affair &
complain about her health only made things worse. Dahhling the electricity was on the verge of being cut
when she decided something had to be done she needed to find another way to retain
the lifestyle she had become accustomed to… She held a by invitation only fire
sale of anything that was not bolted to the floors to raise some funds and promptly
hired herself an attorney that would be willing to take the gigantic task of
suing her ex. The argument being that
for all the years she had given him of her youth spending his money freely, were
worth something! And that something was for
him to sell the petit manse by the lake, give her the profits and throw in the
business complex for the insult of having to rid herself of the unwanted rot!
What the P.I uncovered involved every type of imaginable dilly dallying one
dare imagine with cyber ad postings to shame even the most creative & successful
marketing genius. She threaten to shame him publicly in business and otherwise
with all her findings if he did not give her the golden egg she desperately
needed….but to him the real act of shame was for her to have lived a lifetime
using his money to live a life of luxury without ever doing anything to earn it…let
alone to keep it.
And so she lingered, practically squatting in the formerly
much photographed interiors of the petit manse by the lake, selling jewelry and
artifacts, previously too precious to touch, let alone trade for the basic necessities
like botox and restylane.
I wish I could tell you that it all turned out in
someone’s favor, but in these types of cases no one ever wins except perhaps
the doctor, the pharmacist and the lawyer! No?
Until soonest…
HRH
The Duchess of State






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